We had a visit
from a FIDO Master, whom some of you will recognize from this photo, taken just
as he announced "mate in three," playing black in a recent game where
he employed the little known Russian Wolfhound Gambit to great success.
Gracious in
victory or defeat, except for the occasionally over-exuberant moment when he is
apt to seize upon his opponent's King and give it a good shaking, the FIDO
Master's appearance at the board is a welcome sign to all. Renowned for their aggressive and vociferous
approach to the game of chess, FIDO Masters are virtuosos at intimidating
opponents. Occasionally going so far as demonstrating their disdain for an
opponent’s blunder by lifting their leg on the errant piece.
Unfortunately,
The FIDO Master will not be attending any upcoming club meetings in the near future..
He’s been barred from local establishments after an unfortunate series of
events best left unmentioned involving a rare steak, a lady's hat and a small
child's ice cream sundae. For the time being, the FIDO Master must relegate his
over-the-board play to non-food-related establishments, but he said he is
looking forward to some chess sessions over cigars in the cabana.
No comments:
Post a Comment